No Wall, No Problem—Just 10,000 Teeth and a Python or Two

Welcome to the Swamp! Yesterday, Fox ran a story headlined, “Trump administration approves ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ where ICE detainees face nature’s own security system.” The sub-headline added, “Florida’s attorney general touted alligators and pythons as natural security measures for the new 5,000-bed facility.”

CLIP: Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier describes “Alligator Alcatraz” immigrant detention center and other fun topics (16:50).

A 30-square-mile property in the Everglades, home to a virtually abandoned international airport, is rapidly being converted into a 5,000-bed facility for illegal immigrants. The state hopes to have the facility operational by the first week of July. It’s going so fast because they don’t have to build a fence. Escapees face some of Florida’s most daunting and toothy wildlife.

That massive runway could sure be helpful for mass deportations. Just saying.

Jeff Childers

Jeff Childers is the president and founder of the Childers Law firm. Jeff interned at the Federal Bankruptcy Court in Orlando, where he helped write several widely-cited opinions. He then worked as an associate with the prestigious firm of Winderweedle, Haines, Ward & Woodman in Orlando and Winter Park, Florida before moving back to Gainesville and founding Childers Law. Jeff served for three years on the Board of Directors of the Central Florida Bankruptcy Law Association. He has also served on the Board of Directors of the Eighth Judicial Bar Association, and on the Rules Committee for the Northern District of Florida Bankruptcy Court. Jeff has published several articles as co-author with Professor William Page of the Levin College of Law (University of Florida) on the topic of anti-trust in the Microsoft case. He also is the author of an article on the topic of Product Liability in the Software Context. Jeff focuses his area of practice on commercial litigation, elections law, and constitutional issues. He is a skilled trial litigator and appellate advocate. http://www.coffeeandcovid.com/

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