The New York ran another awful cancer concealment story headlined, “The Mystery of What’s Causing Young People’s Cancer Leads to the Gut.” Young people keep getting turbo cancers — and it’s a mystery! Another one! The sub-headline insultingly added, “Obesity and alcohol consumption are first priorities for cancer researchers.”
Fat and drunk. In other words, it’s their own fault.
It’s definitely not big pharma or any other well-represented industry with a strong lobby.
The Times reported that rates of gastrointestinal cancers among people under 50 are skyrocketing across the globe. In the U.S., colorectal cancer is now the leading cause of cancer death in men under 50, and it’s second for women, just behind breast cancer. As usual, proving they really do know the real reason, the Times obscured the truth by talking only about time periods between 2000 and 2019 — stopping just short of the you know what.
But they aren’t fooling anybody. We never saw these kinds of headlines before 2020. Get out of here with your slow, steady increases.
Robert Kennedy, Jr., got a positive mention in the article for his criticism of ultra-processed foods and the weed-killer, Roundup. The many possible suspects attributed to baffled “experts” and discussed at one point or another in the Times’ article included: microplastics, “forever chemicals” (PFAS), obesity, inactivity, sugar, alcohol, gut microbiota, sulphur, antibiotics, and sleep cycles and light pollution.
Whew. Apparently they are starting from scratch. They may be useless with cancer, but they know everything there is to know about covid, mRNA vaccines, and mask physics.
The young turbo-cancer story seems to have surfaced this time because on Friday, the U.S. Surgeon General opined alcoholic beverages should carry cancer warnings. I hate to be that guy, but humans have been swigging alcoholic beverages since the dawn of time, so it’s unclear how booze could possibly be responsible for recent cancer spikes.
They must be drunk if they think they can pin cancer on wines and spirits.
And as usual lately, the story’s internal contradictions were glaringly obvious. So obvious they warranted mention. After complaining for pages about how people’s bad lifestyle decisions cause their own cancer, the article finally had to face the facts. “Some patients,” the Times ruefully admitted, “don’t fit that description at all.”
The fly in the victim-blaming-ointment is health fanatics. “They are very, very health conscious, and then they come into your clinic and they’re 33 and they’ve got stage-four colon cancer,” said Dr. Marwan Fakih (definitely fake), a gastrointestinal oncologist in Duarte, California. “There’s no question we’re missing something.”
Yeah, you’re missing something, doc: Health-fanatical people are more likely to get vaccinated.
It’s just so hard for them to admit; admitting the vaccines cause young turbo-cancers would take down the entire scientific establishment. I’m not sure they ever will admit it. But denying the truth is getting more and more ridiculous, like putting cancer warnings on wine bottles.
Go for it, clowns, and get ready for a mocking that will kick your butt.
